What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 11:46
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Do you know what she said mum?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
What can help me fall asleep at night?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
What! how could you do that?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
True - how I loved my mum!
What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?
What do you mean son?